You’ve got to hand it to Nathan… there really is an art in comprehensively buggering your chances with a chick. In being so cringeworthily condescending and sickly sweet that a girl you know likes you gives you the flick. And to be pulling it off at the age of 27… wow… I mean if he was 19 it could just be inexperience… but at 27… that takes real skill.
And then to have your face so comprehensively rubbed in it by your target. To have her become so ill she says "I just can’t have any more D&M’s with the dude" before rolling into bed with the resident alpha male for a spooning session – purely and simply to hurt you.
Not that anyone’s told his mates over at 'Nate08.com', they’re ploughing on nonetheless… if only their boy was as savvy. I’m fully behind them to be honest, Nate is a fantastic housemate, he’s been car crash viewing since he got in there… let’s keep him in. His loss is our gain. Fantastic.
I mean we should have seen it coming - there’s got to be something weird about someone who spends all day kneading people’s flesh but is still a virgin.
Anyway, getting off the Nathan for a second.. what about the Terri? I’m starting to get Terri. It’s not so much that’s she’s 52, it’s more that she’s been 52 since she was 25.
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22 May 2008
Tim's Big Brother Blog Week 4
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